Dogs are dishonest. Yeah, I always knew my beloved dog Coco, and all of my dogs through the years really liked food. Treats. Sleep. Walks so they could sniff gross things.
And I always gave all I could. Because, she loves me. I love her.
But scientists have discovered that dogs are dishonest. Dogs learn how to put on a show and lie faster than other animals, including monkeys!!!!
At least these monkeys are honest about their motivations. They just wanna have fun.
But now I know. My dog is a liar.