Maybe he was just trying to social distance. Maybe he was missing tailgating at Jimmy Buffett shows. Maybe he just wanted to sail away from the madness on tiki hut boat. Who hasn't dreamed of that?
A Missouri man was visiting the Keys in Florida and was found floating on the a tiki hut bar belonging to Cruisin' Tikis. Sounds like he may have had a few drinks before deciding to take the bar out.
The U.S. Coast Guard found him while they were on patrol near Fort Zachary Taylor State Park. Going tiki bar boat speed...He was found slumped over the wheel on the had been stolen from the Hurricane Hole marina on Stock Island.
The man is from Missouri, but this adventure earns him "Honorary Florida Man" status for the day! Unfortunately for him, his award came with some jail time and fines and a great story some day.
"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane" - Jimmy Buffett