Today's Floridiot is definitely taking the Floridiot thing waaaaaay too literally.
A 22-year-old guy named Matthew Leatham from Port Richey, Florida was arrested last weekend after he called 911 to try to find a ride home. The cops found weed on him, so he was charged with marijuana possession and misuse of 911.
That's a funny-ish crime, but considering what other Floridiots have done, it kinda pales in comparison. So why is he the new poster child for the Floridiots?
Because in his mugshot, Matthew literally has a map of the state of Florida tattooed between his eyes.